Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.

The thing i hate about doctors is that they poke you and stick lolly sticks in your mouth and make you feel like a complete twat when you go 'Ahhhh'
They go "Does this hurt?" Whilst proceeding to crush your skull with their super human strength. You always seem to say 'no' then think 'bollocks i wish i said yes' as soon as the doctor/GP yanks your nose off.
After that's finished they start typing nonsense in their computer before turning to you and saying you have something that sounds like gibberish and you nod along as if you know what the hell he is even talking about.
They write you a prescription and you bugger off to you chemist because the lazy sods at your treatment centre place can't be fucked to give you the drugs there.

Good old NHS...